Grands Allowance Rebate System

GARS

The White House is proud to announce that they will be submitting a bill to Congress designed to reduce the cost of healthcare in the United States while at the same time reducing unemployment and freeing up needed resources currently serving an unproductive market.

Starting September 01, 2009, you can trade in your Grands (any related individual over 75 years of age) for a rebate on your next years taxes. For every Grand turned in you will receive a rebate in the amount of $7,500 that can be used toward the purchase of a home, vehicle or other needed household appliances.

It is anticipated that the GARS program will result in the removal of 15 – 30 million unproductive and non-cost effective individuals from our society in the first year. By removing these individuals, having a limited quality of life, we will free up in excess of $1.5 billion that would have gone towards their medical care each year.

Additionally, their removal from the job pool will free up a great number of positions for younger and more productive workers. Finally, the removal of these individuals, many of which have significant financial assets tied up, will, by operation of state probate laws, put these assets in the hands of individuals better able to utilize the funds in the economy and thus will turn the tide of the recession back to a time of prosperity.

Similar Bills dealing with the problems of the mentally challenged and those with limited intelligence are being readied for submission to Congress in the weeks to come.